Similes about Steppin Back

Sept 15, 2010

1. A good dance with someone is like having good sex. Your bodies are in sync, you both are feeling each other and you don’t mind doing it on the floor (the dance that is).

2. A bad dance with someone is like having bad sympathy sex. Your bodies are not in sync, you don’t want to be there but you endure it because you were asked to and didn’t want to say no.

3. Walking with a romantic man or woman is like eating soul food. It calls to your emotions, moves your soul and feels good when it’s going down.

4. Contests are like battlefields. Territory is claimed by one or more sides, a fight ensues, casualties are unavoidable, and a winner is decided.

5. The basic step count is like arguing over whether you should take a bath or a shower. They will both get you clean at the end of the day, so what difference does it make?

6. Steppin with someone who likes to show THEMSELVES off all the time is probably like listening to Kanye West talk about how great he thinks he is.

7. Good relationships between men and women who step are like Ira and Gail Blakely, Cheryl and Devan Powe and Mykel and Deon Farr. They make you believe that having love for the dance and each other CAN exist on and off the dance floor.

8. A stylish stepper, no matter what size or age they are, is like a Rolls Royce. Even with a dent in it, it will always look good.

9.Steppin with someone who sweats profusely is like wearing wet clothes all day

10. Having loyal friends on the steppin scene is like having a pocket full of money. You are happy when you have it and you don’t want to part with it.

11. Having unloyal friends on the steppin scene is like having an STD. You never thought you would get one and you are uncomfortable until you get rid of it.

12. Hearing good music at a steppers set is like going to a spa. You can’t wait to get there and you never want the session to end.

13. Going to some steppers sets is like playing a slot machine. Sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you don’t.

14. Steppin with someone who has bad body odor is like taking a baby’s #2 diaper and using it as an air freshener in your house.

15. Wearing one of Jeff Clark’s "I Love Steppin” t-shirts is like laying on the couch wrapped up in a blanket on a cold winter day. You will always wear it well.